Why are we here? Bob doesn't care. All he cares about is how to get out of this stupid situation that Jerry has gotten him into. All he wants out of life is money, sex and very, very large weapons. A simple man. But can he have those simple things? Of course not. He can't have any of those things because sometime, many years ago, he offered a smoke to a new guard who has been making his life miserable ever since. Fucking Jerry. Still, even he's not as bad as this crazy ass new chick Catherine. And now there's the General to worry about too. When are they going to come out of their room already? What could they be doing up there? Bob doesn't care. But I bet it's got something to do with a dildo! Story & Art by AUDITOR OF REALITY. |