How Helen met Lowell... or rather how the evil old whore ended up haunting Kershaw plantation, shall I say more accurately. It's 1860... the eve of the Civil War...and Lowell is pissed 'cause his boat is red... and there ain't but one thing looks good in red... (you guessed it)... a beer too many and things get wild... but Mammy ain't gonna be happy when he returns to the plantation with his new woman. Story & Art by JAG27.

Charlotte finally meets up with Lindsay, and convinces herself to go along to meet the elusive Paulie. However, Charlotte soon thinks she is in over her head and wants out... quickly. Paulie has other plans, though, and when Charlotte denies him a chance for big money, he takes matters into his own hands. She'll soon realize that maybe the Stop 'N Shop wasn't so bad after all...

Out in the desert, Willie's magic mushroom has started taking affect and his trip gets underway. Meanwhile, Amy and Clarissa have hooked up and are in the midst of discussing her weird ass dream when the phone rings...and guess who it is?!! Probably not who you think. And in closing, Willie's trip delivers him into the spot he dreams about most...and he gooeys it up good...and things are just getting started! More nastiness in episode 80...coming soon! Story & Art by JAG27.

Theresa's disappearance has not gone unnoticed, but the MIB assigned to her doesn't have much time to react and what plays out may be the start of something even more sinister. Meanwhile at the mall, Gina manages to convince Lucy of the reality of what's happened to her and Colin... and when she departs, Gina decides it's play time with Colin. Cue cheesy porn music please! And last but not least, Tiffany manages to goad the twins into donning the speedos. Cue the cheesy porn --- what? Oh sorry... it's already playing! More twisted tales from O.Mad! Story & Art by OTTO MADDOX.

We get back to "Gina" the sales clerk who got doused with Bushe's secret fat formula. Determined to figure out what's happened to her and to find Tiffany, she ends up enlisting the aid of a prodigy who attends her university... lucky for her, he's got a tad bit of a fatty fetish! Meanwhile... holee ..., man! We find out Doris was right about Marcella and Allen... VERY right! As Marcella's flash-back continues, we get some nasty, nasty action in the bathroom... and some of the best, hottest and shockingly realistic looking booty Otto has ever cooked up for us! Story & Art by OTTO MADDOX.

While Edward is attempting to gather new allies, we go and take a look at just what happened to the old ones. Furthermore, what happened to the lovely doctor from episode 3? She's back in this episode but there's somebody new who wishes to keep an eye on her and her projects. Our dear doctor does not enjoy such a turn of events and will use... sordid means to ensure her full privacy. Story & Art by AUDITOR OF REALITY.

After more than a month, Grant finally sobers up enough to realize he's got to move on... and with Blue prancing around in his bedroom naked... well... you can probably just about guess what finally happens. Meantime, Doctor Bushe has decided to roll on the webmaster and he provides Lt. Ma... with some very important information that just might finally lead his team to the webmaster's front door. More masterful 3D porn from Otto Mad! Story & Art by OTTO MADDOX.

Doctor Carl Ryder begins to notice things are not what they seem as his life begins to spiral into a bizarre tailspin. His boss, too, begins to suspect something is awry as minute physical changes begin to manifest in Cathy. Can one man's love overcome the lecherous lust which grows inside of him? We grow closer to the truth behind the Langsuir even as young Cathy is swallowed by it's abominable evil... Story & Art by JAG27.

Nadine is still cooped up in the psyche-ward of the hospital and she's not taking it well. And when Colleen finally gets back with Willie, and pays her a visit, things don't go well... and it becomes all to obvious that Nadine isn't coming back from where-ever it is her mind has gone. Meanwhile, Clarissa has teamed up with Detective Armonpike in an effort to find Joy and Joan... but will the hillbillies find them first? And last but not least, Joy decides to take matters into her own hands and somebody ends up taking a leap down the wrong exit. Everyone's favorite series returns... Story & Art by OTTO MADDOX.

Almost done, all our hero must do is pass through the Academy gates and he is free. However, the moment he comes before the gates he knows something is amiss. There is power there, considerable power. Crushing power that takes his breath away. The air is saturated with it, crackling, he can barely see. He is afraid, for he knows of only one per... with such power. The only teacher he was ever afraid of. He was able to get away from the Matriarch because she underestimated his power, he took advantage of it, but the per... standing before him will make no such mistake. No element of surprise on his side and no trickery that will work on her. She knows exactly what he is capable of... because she was the one who taught it all to him. This is a confrontation he is going to lose. Story & Art by AUDITOR OF REALITY.