As the Horde ...s draw closer, Number Two continues to wreak havoc... her pursuit of the President and Colonel Braddock gets side-tracked when the Sergeant Major pisses in her wheaties. Meanwhile, Corporal Cooper finally makes it to the Sim-Den and shows up just in time to save both the Sergeant Major AND Doctor Gaynor. And last but not least, our nearly forgotten flight of Gundawg trainees returns just in time to give Number Five and her landing ... mortal hell. It's aerial fury at it's best... some truly high-end dog-fighting scenes in this one... oh, and there's also big bouncing boobies... did I forget to mention that? More sci-fi goodness from O.Mad! Story & Art by OTTO MADDOX.

Our brave hero finds himself at the receiving end of a lecture from his teachers due to his behaviour these past weeks. A rather commonplace event in his life. Being in trouble is his default state of being at this point. However, this time, he has had quite enough and a very heated discussion begins. Well, less of a discussion and more of a tantrum that leaves everyone feeling jaded. So, our hero does what he always does when he feels jaded and that is to take a long bath in the secret bathing room he has found years ago. Unfortunately, that room is not quite as secret as he thought. Story & Art by AUDITOR OF REALITY.

Brenda finally gets a chance to go off on Carla, the pregnant stripper... but things get ugly real fast and she ends up putting Herman on the spot... either she goes or the prego goes... guess who wins? Meanwhile, the mob goon guy has shown up and he gets into a little discussion with Lenora that leads to Brenda getting into more hot water than she intended and now she's going to have to figure a way out of it. And in the present, Elizabeth and Doctor Werner's "date" seems to be going well... a little too well... and they end up back at her motel room... bumping uglies. Like you didn't see that one cumming... heh! Cumming... get it? I'll shut up now... enjoy the comic! Story & Art by OTTO MADDOX.

The Marsplex backstory continues... and we learn that Colonel Braddock had a bit more of a checkered past than we thought... and her connection with President Rosen may have been more than just coincidental. Oh and for those of you who have been reading this series since "The Clinic"... you will finally learn what became of the Annunaki agents that were planted on Earth just prior to them destroying it. Or at least one of them. Yeah, she's on Mars... and she ain't real happy to have been abandoned for nearly two hundred years... but she is looking hot as all hell! And we finally figure out what Doctor Gaynor was up to at the Sim-den but something tells me it isn't going to work out the way she'd hoped. More sci-fi action and nooky from O.Mad! Story & Art by OTTO MADDOX.

That back-story flashbacks to the Mars invasion continues and we finally catch up with a character not seen in years... Doctor Gaynor, the woman who genetically engineered Gene. We also get introduced to some new characters... including a freaky marine sergeant major and a ditzy big titted fleet corporal. Oh and how can I forget about Bobbi... the hugely pregnant little hacker who manages the local sex simulation den? Yeah, Marsplex has a dirty side... and we're about to meet it! More sci-fi goodness from O.Mad! Story & Art by OTTO MADDOX.

Why are we here? Bob doesn't care. All he cares about is how to get out of this stupid situation that Jerry has gotten him into. All he wants out of life is money, sex and very, very large weapons. A simple man. But can he have those simple things? Of course not. He can't have any of those things because sometime, many years ago, he offered a smoke to a new guard who has been making his life miserable ever since. Fucking Jerry. Still, even he's not as bad as this crazy ass new chick Catherine. And now there's the General to worry about too. When are they going to come out of their room already? What could they be doing up there? Bob doesn't care. But I bet it's got something to do with a dildo! Story & Art by AUDITOR OF REALITY.

In the wake of the C.S.S. Liberator and her crew returning to Mars and discovering Colonel Braddock still alive, questions are asked that can only be explained by learning what happened on the day of the Horde raid and what has happened on the surface since. Captain Travis prods Braddock to tell all... in hopes of learning the truth and finding a way to track down the survivors aboard the ARK. Oh, and theres a helluva lot of huge titties all hanging out... and plump black pilot with a randy mechancial helper. Beautiful sci-fi action from O.Mad! NOTE: Read THE CLINIC and all earlier BATTLE... episodes before tackling this one. Dog-3 out... Story & Art by OTTO MADDOX.

As the trip back to Berlin aboard the flying saucer continues, Irma's hallucinations continue... or are they really hallucinations? Whatever is happening aboard the bizarre flying craft, it begins to happen to Elsa too when she decides to take her special goggles off, but what she sees isn't the present... it's the future... and we finally catch a glimpse of how Neue Rasse connects to the Chaperone series. Oh and there's huge flopping titties... did I forget to mention that? Well if so... there's huge flopping titties! 'Nuff said! Story & Art by OTTO MADDOX.

Theresa's disappearance has not gone unnoticed, but the MIB assigned to her doesn't have much time to react and what plays out may be the start of something even more sinister. Meanwhile at the mall, Gina manages to convince Lucy of the reality of what's happened to her and Colin... and when she departs, Gina decides it's play time with Colin. Cue cheesy porn music please! And last but not least, Tiffany manages to goad the twins into donning the speedos. Cue the cheesy porn --- what? Oh sorry... it's already playing! More twisted tales from O.Mad! Story & Art by OTTO MADDOX.

Nothing is better than a long and relaxing ... after a long and arduous duel with a per... you hate. So, naturally, our hero does everything in his power in order to ensure he is not bothered during his time of rest and relaxation. He shuts off the portal to his room and trusts nobody would be able to get past that, the only way in would be through the window and nobody is insane enough to traverse the steep walls of the academy just to enter his room and take advantage of him in his ...ing state, right? Right?! Story & Art by AUDITOR OF REALITY.